The Girls
Trixie Darling was found on the doorstep of a family of drag queens with a note pinned to her blanket that read, “You girls know what to do. I’m all outta love.” The queens snatched her up and took to training her. Make-up, hair, shaking, shimmying, cock-teasing, Trixie learned it all. After she became a woman, the queens let her go out on her own. With tear filled eyes, and heavy hearts they gave her their best fake eyelashes and pasties and told her to be strong and smile. And no matter what they say, it’s not ok to let them have it all right away. Trixie would like to thank Frances, Marcos, Rosie, and Leah for being the best family she could have.
Jeez Loueez: Miss Jeez Loueez is The Tap Dancing Tease! A glass full of sass with a bionic ass!
Dixie More is a proud member of the Barrel Racing Association of West Texas as well as a card carrying member of the NRA. She can drink just about anyone under the table – just so long as it’s not Jim Beam. Don’t get her started about Jim Beam. She is additionally adept at the lasso, basket weaving, and just plain kicking ass. Brought up by a band of good natured “Coyotes”, she lived a life of stealth restraint and fierce independence. While participating in her band’s annual sweat lodge ritual, Dixie has a vision of herself dominating the through dance. She has since made her home in Chicago, being attracted the the Native name. The other Ripettes are only moderately frightened of her.
Mickey LaRue can not express enough how full of pride, pleasure, whiskey and lager he is to be hosting these fine loverly ladies!! Mickey hails from the U.K. and is happy to have made it across the pond, and finding steady employment as a host of this sort of thing (Wink, wink). He asks that you please be most respectful and especially pretty while enjoying tonight’s performance, and he hopes you enjoy the show. Speaking won’t be the only thing easy tonight!
Sushi Martinez grew up in the middle of a fierce custody battle between her father, a Spanish soldier, and her mother, a Japanese painter. Both sides desperately sought to teach young Sushi the tenants of their respective cultures, and as a result, Sushi has a certain fusion flair. If her accent seems uncomprehensible, well, you are clearly just an illiterate American who only knows the words “Tapas” and “Maki.” She is adept in the art of Flamenco and of has studied the arts of Geisha (though she was notably dismissed from her prestigious school in Kyoto for a legendary temper tantrum). Sexy and tempestuous Sushi has been breaking hearts across America since running away to forge her own destiny at the age of 18. She can often be overheard having loud philosophical arguments with her parents, whom she calls every single day for not longer than 8 minutes a piece (court-ordered).